I remember hearing this and turning to my wife, asking, "Did Cone just say Ian got jerked off?" And, now, thanks to yankee stadium insider and the beauty of the internets we know that yes, yes he did.
The greatest irony, of course, is that I believe Coney actually did get caught jerking off in the Shea bullpen about 20 years ago. Beautiful.
I'll be back later today with my drawing for last night's game. I'm actually putting an effort into this one.