A Toast To The Lonely - Lyrics

I've got a few new songs that I'm going to be posting lyrics & either audio or video of soon, but I realized I never put the lyrics for "A Toast To The Lonely" up when I originally posted the video. So here they are, along with the video for those of you who missed it the first time.

A Toast To The Lonely

Another cold night in the latest hot spot

I ask a few girls to dance, but i ain't got no shot

So, I buy beer & whisky with dough I ain't got

I got plenty of piss, but I ain't got no pot

But, if only those brown eyes I dream of at night

Will come take my hand, make everything alright

I keep searching for her, but she's nowhere in sight

So, I cling to the bar till I get good and tight

Here's a toast to all the lonely guys

Who will never see the twinkle in that special someone's eyes

And till the day it starts turning for the better

Keep your bellies to the bar and we'll be lonely all together

It's been so long since I felt the warm touch of a lass

The only lip that I've kissed is the lip of my flask

Only kick I gets from gettin' kicked in the ass

If you've been here before then you don't need to ask

And, after another long night with the dregs

I wake up to breakfast of beers & burnt eggs

With a pound in my head and an ache in my legs

And a wonder as to how my life got so sad

Here's a toast to all the lonely guys

Who will never see the twinkle in that special someone's eyes

And till the day it starts turning for the better

Keep your bellies to the bar and we'll be lonely all together

So, I'm sending a kiss to my true love to be

Wherever, whomever she might be

I pray that she's swift on her way here to me

To lead me out of my misery

And, to my fellow drunks at the end of the bar

With no Miss to kiss under these shining stars

Here's hoping your true love, she ain't off too far

If she is, stick around, and I'll buy the next jar